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  1. Professor Oak

    [CUE LIGHTS]

    Ah, just between you and me, it does seem you've been misled. The "Rule of Cool", at least as I know it, is a guideline among Pokémon researchers that we follow when reporting particularly interesting findings to the media. We have to "play it cool" when we discover something too, well, cool...
  2. Professor Oak

    [CUE LIGHTS]

    Ah, there you are! I was going to complain that your Arcanine had, erm, "taken to the ladies" more forcefully than even you, but it got a little overconfident, and, er. The problem's... resolved itself. Let's just say you should probably never let your Nidoqueen battle alongside your...
  3. Professor Oak

    [CUE LIGHTS]

    I'm sure he'd Endeavor to Stomp out and Slam the door with ExtremeSpeed, but with Muk in Pursuit and a Lock On the door, his Last Resort would more likely be to raise his Hyper Voice and Curse (or simply Struggle not to Spit Up) than to keep a Calm Mind and Bide his time. My Nasty Plot may seem...
  4. Professor Oak

    [CUE LIGHTS]

    Well, I'm pleased to hear someone else likes it for a change! I'm rather fond of it myself, but other than that, only Delia finds it charming. If my grandson starts to think he'll use my bed to house his kinks, I'll have Muk raise such a stink to make more than his ego shrink!
  5. Professor Oak

    [CUE LIGHTS]

    Now, now, let's leave the punches to the fighting-types. He certainly is a bother, always leaving women around the lab whenever he visits. I had to fetch Ash's Muk to chase out the last batch!
  6. Professor Oak

    [CUE LIGHTS]

    Hello there! I'm looking for my motherfucking grandson. Erm... what was his name, again?
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